Friday, January 14, 2011

My Rock God experiences!

Since the early 80's when I started my night time career as the first Door Bitch in Melbourne, I had met and fcuked a lot of famous International Rock Stars. My most famous is Gene Simmons from Kiss. BUT, I do have many other famous ones, and some infamous, just got to remember!

Here's a sneek peak at some of my conquests: Simon le Bon 'Duran Duran', Robin Zander 'Cheap Trick', Jim Kerr lead singer Simple Minds, Jon Bon Jovi, shit I can't remember his bands name, i'm stoned! should not have a smoke before I start to write, short term memory loss, shit we could be here all day.

Gene Simmons/KISS adventure down under 1980

My son Brett was a mad Kiss fan, he was 9years old, he died at 21. Brett is pestering me and my long time live in boyfriend Pierre, we had been together for 7 years to take him to a Kizz concert. So of course being a good mum I got tickets for the three of us. It was at a huge football stadium at VFL Park.

Now Pierre and I are well connected in the club scene, we have been running Fantasy parties at Inflation for years, and the gay dances in the 70's Spangles etc. Their is even books with pics about our parties. The books are written by Rennie Ellis, famous pjotographer in Oz, Books are called 'Life's a Ball' Life's a Party' Life's a Beer' etc. I'm in 3 of them all 3 pics have my nipples exposed.

Back to the story, Pierre and I have been invited to a private party at Inflation by the owner Sam which is happening after the Kiss concert. So I'm dressed in my party gear, a Wendy Bannister original white leather mini shirt and top. Jenny had cut the mini while it was on me, thats how Jenny rolls. I never wore underwear, still don't. So Jenny cut the ragged edges of my mini so you could not see my private parts.

I'm sitting on dirty concrete benches at the bloody football park watching Kiss. I'm enthralled by the vision I'm seeing, it was amazing with special effexts, great music and Gene flying through the air breathing fire. It was mesmerising.

Kiss finish, we drive my so to my  mums for her to babysit Brett while we go to this private party at Inflation. Now Pierre and I don't know what this party is for. We arrive downstairs and Sam the owner says, Kizz are coming we have a private party for them on the top floor. Shit, next thing in come Kiss with white hankerchifs over their faces like a cowboy robbing a bank. So I'm checking them out. Body Guards everywhere they each have four. Paul, Ace and the rest of them,I cnt remember their nmes go straight upstairs, not minding that they are pushing in. I see this and think what arseholes, then Gene stops at the bottom of the stairs to let some ladies go first. Now I'm interested. Up we all go to the private room. Kiss are itting on low couches, their eyes are level with my hemline, which is short. I walk through see Molly, and other industry people, I get to the end of the room, so I can survey whats happening, I find it all very boring. So I leave and go into the other room where the food is, no one else is in their. I start to eat, and feel something at my neck, it's Gene reciting poetry in my ear, holy shit, i'm in shock, he is really tall and gorgeous without makeup or a scarf hiding his face. He comments on th music, it's Dianna Ross, Gene says, no matter which country I'm in they will put Diana Ross on because I was dating her till recently. I say what happened, he says he couldn't stand her children, and how he will never have children because he didn't need a replica of him running around. As we all know now he has teo gorgeous children and a beutiful longtime girlfriend/baby manna Shanon Tweed. I wish he would marry her.

Back to story, I start to eat again and ignore him, not intentionally, I was just hungry. Gene pulls me away from the food and says why don't you come back to my hotel because I have everything and anything you could want, especially food. I think, actually I didn't think, just went with the flow. I say lets go!

Its a major 'thing' now the main attraction is about to leave his party, but he has to organise his scarf to hide his face from people & papps, then his 4 body guards. Sam the owner comes over to me and says "WTF? is going on. I say I'm leaving with Gene, he spits chips at me, then Pierre comes over and says what are you doing? I say i'm leaving with Gene, which I did surrounded by four body guards and Gene and me in the middle, we are escorted to the limo, leaving everyone at the party pissed at me. To be continued...

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